I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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