But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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