I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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