Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Sober January is a disaster.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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