Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
