How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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