Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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