You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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