Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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