Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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