I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
