The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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