Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it was like his penis was on wheels.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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