Me. At least after what I've been through.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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