I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
