i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Do plants get herpes?
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