I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
im six kinds of drunk right now
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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