scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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