But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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