Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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