Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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