You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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