im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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