you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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