Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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