one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Two words: blizzard sex
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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