Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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