My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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