Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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