Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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