I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
