so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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