Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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