Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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