Joe is yelling at the trees again.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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