Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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