If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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