I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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