I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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