Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
