It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Can't talk, ducks in the car
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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