So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
A+ Viking dick
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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