if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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