The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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