didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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