I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
a search helicopter?!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
