the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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