So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
porn star boner night. come get it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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