so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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