fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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