i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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