Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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