you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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