Ambien. No doubt about it.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The feeling are messing with the penis
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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