Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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