I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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